12-year-old Zoe Abigail Rosenfield has one mission: destroy her mother’s political career; but she’s also gotta nail her backward dive, extricate her one-true soulmate from a three-way love triangle where she’s the other woman (yikes!), become a political operative for an unhinged billionaire, her mother’s opponent, sneak out of the dog grooming station in a million-dollar mansion without him, seeing her—(life!), and channel positive thoughts like her therapist, Sonya Lubick says—np.

At 54,000 words, Dirty Laundry is the first in the Dirty Laundry series. I’m currently querying publishers with the hope of getting 300 rejection letters in 200 days.

Favorite line from Dirty Laundry:

He always looked anxious, as if any moment Abraham Lincoln would reappear and ask if he could explain the difference between K-pop and Katy Perry.