I know far too much about the 1974 Budget Impoundment & Control Act not to be head of the Office of Management and Budget.

I am determined to learn math. The first time wasn’t so successful.

I read world-renowned Caltech Professor Richard Feynman’s Lectures on Quantum Physics essays because I thought it might help me teleport tacos.

I’m learning Spanish, but I still speak it with a French accent.

I was Class President in Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh grade, then I was the victim of a coup d’état. Lesson learned: Keep the bribes going.

I still fight the urge to rearrange the spices in my kitchen to align with their geographical origins.